Monday, December 14, 2009

Struggle at Yale

Yale is a struggle right now. Sights to be seen :

1) Naked run through Bass. Give some laughs to kids in a basement who haven't seen sunlight for days.

2) Camping out in Saybrook Library, beware of the porn playing on computer monitors. Some Yalies get bored and play pranks.

3) Every computer now has a tab open to Twitter.

4) You see someone in an ugly sweater Tuesday. You see that same someone in the same ugly sweater Friday.

5) Even worse, you smell a strong scent approaching. That would be your best friend.

6) Everyone's a bit chubbier.

7) Food has two flavors: bland and cold. Cold is a flavor.

8) Coffee is water. Coffee shops make so much money they close early. WTF?

9) I haven't seen my bed that much, but the couch in Misha's room has my faceplant in it.

10) You wake up in Arabic homework, in the middle of Arabic class--which you still have during reading week!?

Oy.

2 comments:

  1. Ah, you used my concept! I'm so proud!

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  2. I wasn't even aware. You are so good that your ways have seeped into me and reside in my subconscious.

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